Dear Kreayshawn,
Look, you're very cute. You look kind of like a High School Musical castmember after a lost weekend. Let's face it, when faced with the choice to run into you or Li'l Wayne in a dark alley, most "mainstream Americans" would probably pick you over Weezy.
To be totally fair, you're also talented. You can definitely cut a stylish video, and put together a damn catchy song. And I don't know many artists who are as comfortable writing lyrics about Trapper Keepers as they are about illegal substances. Of the various members of the so-called White Girl Mob, I don't think there's any doubt that you're the one with a future in show business.
But you've seriously got to stop with the "bitches" and "hos" stuff. I know you think it's funny because you're this cute little college-aged girl and it's ironic and everything, but seriously, you don't get a pass because of that. It's kind of infuriating to hear a song by a really talented, promising young female artist, that's in theory a positive song about, say, female friends, and every other word is "whore." I mean, seriously. I know it's what you hear in the music you listen to, but you've shown that you're creative enough to come up with your own ideas. Familiarity isn't an excuse.
I don't know. Maybe I'm just getting old.
~
Kendra