Dear Captain America,
Hey, I saw your movie on Friday! It was pretty great, I gotta say. You looked very heroic in 3-d, and everyone in the audience had a great time cheering for you and booing the bad guy, the creepy Hitler sound-alike Red Skull. You sure showed… Read the rest
Dear Harry Potter,
Yes, I know you're not a real person. Everybody stop looking at me like that. But to tell the truth, you've been as much a part of my life — and the lives of a lot of others in my generation — as if you were.… Read the rest
Dear Megan Fox,
The biggest reason why I'm kind of relieved that my acting career never made it past a high-school production of "The Wiz"? I don't have to work with showbiz people. I mean, if I had to work, as you did, with Michael Bay, your director (and… Read the rest
Dear Diane Kruger,
I certainly admire your work as an actress — you were fantastic in Inglourious Basterds. Youʼre also an inspiration fashion-wise; itʼs always great to see what you come up with to wear to awards shows and premiers. But what Iʼm writing to you about is your relationship… Read the rest
